So you've done some shit to earn "Braddah Brad's Coin of Excellence"? What does this mean? You pretty much impressed the Fuck out of me and i wanted a way to show you my gratitude. In today's Society, there's alot of people who think they're entitled to shit without proving their worth. Fuck off! B-Rad doesn't accept just anyone in his circle. You gotta earn that shit! If your holding this coin, your on the level of being a member of my Trusted FAMILY. But Brad, why is it so BIG (snwe)? Because Fuck the other coins you've ever received! This one has true meaning to me through and through. Let's get started...


The Gorilla smiling in the face of adversity is exactly that. Don't let fuckheads or problems get you down. Smile at them and push on. Gorilla also represents selflessness within whatever community your apart of (i.e jiu-jitsu, chess club etc.). Though they can look Intimidating, they can also back their shit up and hold themselves accountable, not like the shitheads we know. Would you want to fight a fucking gorilla?


The crooked crown is for Unorthodox Leadership and Teachings. You don't have to do it exactly the way society likes. As long as it's in good form and gets the point across.


12 (embedded in the coin somewhere) represents the inches on a ruler and numbers on clock. Moving forward even if an inch at a time is still progress. Like time on a clock, keep ticking and never quit.


The dog tag is for the Servicemen, who fight to keep our nation free from tyranny. Shit, If I had a flag it would look like this Harambe looking motherfucker. And everyone would look up and think "Fuck! I'm about to get dragged around by my ankles!". Yes you will be, but it will probably be to a bar or to whatever endeavors I'm trying to get into.


At last the huge Aztec gold coin on the other side, possibly inspired by a series of movies involving Pirates. I'm not talking about those scrub ones from Africa either. This side symbolizes living life Carefree, having a good Time, going after the Booty and fucking Rage! when it's time to party (RIP Liver). The Pirate follows a code and displays an undying loyalty to his brethren. And if need be... "spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." I give you this coin as a Thank You for being an awesome person. I only have 50 Limited Edition Signature Fucks to give. When I run out, I'll be at 0 fucks. Aloha -Brandonn Kealiinohomoku

PS. If your one of the few Scurvy dogs to get this coin, Go to the next page to see what i wrote about you.