So im drinking a captain and coke one day and my youngest daughter asked me " dad i wanna be a pirate hunter in the coast guard like you" i told her " Fuck no your not joining the coast guard!" she asks why not. And i inform her that she can do better than her dear old dad. " then what should i be?" she replied. "Well" i said "you can aspire to be an astronaut like i wanted to be when i was your age, explore space, fight massive hordes of aliens with high tech weaponry, or weild a sword made outta pure light that can cut through anything. Or you can be a doctor to help people. Be super popular in the world for the work youve done. Write books for everyone to learn from. Travel the world to perform specialized surgeries. Get payed really well and drive a super nice and fast car. Or a lawyer" content for the time being she strolled away. a few minutes later she asks "dad whats a lawyer?" I say with a smirk "its a person who will keep daddy from going to jail!" "Ok then, ill be a lawyer" hell yeah!!!
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